I hate all girls vehemently.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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