I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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