Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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