im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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