Small penises have feelings too.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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