We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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