no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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