how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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