love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
My vagina is very pro this idea
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Randomize
