I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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