i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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