I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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