STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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