I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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