Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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