Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
