You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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