This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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