I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
being pregnant is like rehab
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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