Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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