we have officially lost it.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We named our party play list daddy issues
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night