im gay
i know
yea but for you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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