I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
