I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
