What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
