marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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