No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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