White coat. Heels.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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