Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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