So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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