you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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