Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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