He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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