Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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