Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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