I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
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I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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