Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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