Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with