remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It was confusing and full of hummus
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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