I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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