Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
4 words: hood of his car
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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