this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Can you bring me the toilet please
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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