it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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