I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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