This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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