sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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