Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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