That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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