I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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