She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
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Oh Jesus.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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