maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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