best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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