found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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