i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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