what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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